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damm rat bike? hmmm what's your job?

hehe, i'm motorcycles master mechanic, i make some tunning
and other things less interesting... as rats bike (old and decayed bike)

Maxut wrote:EVIL PARENTS!






HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

just play when wthey will go sleeping....i always do it

Here is a joke i translated from greek out of my 75 pages collection...



No offence Cynyx, just a joke cz im bored :P :P :P


Cynyx ethusiastically goes to the forest to hunt. He sees a small brown teddy bear, aims and kills it [Bo0m He4dSh0t!].
Then he feels something on his shoulder, turns back and sees a huge black bear that tells him:
"Cynyx, i've seen what u did! U have 2 choices... Either i attack and kill you, or we have sex"

Cynyx decides that he prefers to live so he bends over and gives himself to the bear [*censored*]. His bum hurt for 2 weeks! but when he got well he decided to go back for revenge. So he finds the black bear and kills it. Then, suddenly, he feels something on his shoulder. He turns back and sees a giant Grizzlie [kind of wild bear].

"Cynyx, i've seen what u did! U did a huge mistake.. U have 2 choices... Either i tear u in a million pieces, or we have WILD sex"

Once again, Cynyx prefers to live, since he is too young to die, so he bends over. [*CENSORED* (capital cz this was HARD and WILD)].. His ass hurt for 3 months, he couldnt even sit down! So when he got well, filled with anger, he decides to go back for revenge.. He finds the grizzlie and kills it.. BUT again, he feels something on his shoulder. He turns back and sees a massive Polar Bear! The polar bear tells him....



























"Admit it Cynyx... You dont come to the forest for hunting..."

federalic wrote:

Maxut wrote:EVIL PARENTS!






HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

just play when wthey will go sleeping....i always do it

I go to sleep earlier.. im too tired from school..

and my parents are Aeroplane stewards.. wake up 2-3 oclock to go on a flight... and i never know what time they will wake up ....

Maxut wrote: "Admit it Cynyx... You dont come to the forest for hunting..."

I live in Russia, we always hunting for bears....but i have good AK-74....many ammo...noone of bears, who saw how i killed another one, can stay alive more than for 10-20 secs

at work on friday at 18.00 pm ... for at least one hour ...
I have done 36 hours of work in 3 days ... legal working times in france is 35 hours in 5 days ^^

ouch, very hard for you but me, i work tomorrow again .
35 hours in France? lol yes but not for me, 43 hours average for weeks

35 hours suck man ;) how do u think that France is in the shit now ?! lol

Humm, f*** it, i'm working... I think many members are in
their quiescent bed, LUCKY BOYS!!! I'm at work since 7:00 am until maybe 6:00 pm or 7:00 pm or more.I'm out of order i drink a lot of coffee to be highly capable.I'm impatient to be this evening

Now realy, today is the worst day of my life...


long story, but be sure that my parents contributed to that......

I have play alone this evening, i don't see any members
In fact, i've see dju but has too much drunk... So i go to the bed...

pm me when u are alone ...
I try to play with other players on others servers... but i'm allways here to play with E=mc² members.

"how do you feel at this moment ?": alone...
I'll played this evening, i hope to see you mate! i'm impatient to
see Fede's new connection...but not his mag

perhaps no game for me today ...
I have a lot of work today : finish a 6 months work ... very important day. I will go at home at 22h00 or something more.

ok =[ it is sunny in england ( no really it is!!!) so im going up town to skate with a friend =]

Ok cynyx no problems for us just bad new

Yes, Reign, it is, god damn, sunny in England at last quite chilly anyway, but sunny:).. whoooohooo...

Tried new keyboard today. Raptor K1. Played on the public server. Little improvement in key response over my current cheapy Logitech keyboard. Feels miserable seeing almost double deaths vs kills at the end of a round

Perhaps I need to get a skateboard and fix some nitrate boosters to it, drink a lot of vodka (though its been a while). Attach myself to the back of a Boeing 747, fire those nitrate boosters and wave at the passengers as I accelerate past them on the runway waving a flag with the words, 'KPD=0.58 don't try to stop me...'

Hehe

Only a fully trained Jedi, with the Force as his ally can defeat Vader...

...look out!!!

FuzzyBear9 wrote: Perhaps I need to get a skateboard and fix some nitrate boosters to it, drink a lot of vodka (though its been a while). Attach myself to the back of a Boeing 747, fire those nitrate boosters and wave at the passengers as I accelerate past them on the runway waving a flag with the words, 'KPD=0.58 don't try to stop me...'

Hehe

Only a fully trained Jedi, with the Force as his ally can defeat Vader...

...look out!!!

Man, who gived this cool weed to u? i want to smoke it too

don't worry about kpd... just see u are progressing : that's the most important.

Hehe, I dreamt of having a kpd of 1.00.. and... NOW IT IS 1.07.. Hoooraaaay... I have a looooot of fun playing and I do become much better in some skills.. so, dont worry about KPD.. play with good players and enjoy yourself..

i dream about new pc.

Thanks mates,

Your words of support are appreciated, especially KIO's point about enjoying oneself and playing with good players. Congrats on a KPD of 1.07!!

Hopefully, soon, I will be able to say the same!

Fede, you're supposed to SMOKE it???!!! Sheeezzzz!!!!

I think I will go online and practice some more.

heheh i reaf posts KIO and Fusy , and i think they stuck on this game. LOL> JUST GAME. Enjoy sometimes real life.

Disabled.. lets not get into that:)..

without there is no doubt, KIO you play every better day… congratulations

Thanks, Pillo:)

Yes JANE WATSON. You lead many lives eh??

Hehe